Saturday, July 08, 2006

"LITTLE KNOWN FACTS"

That was a phrase used by an old friend of mine to describe BS. In the shelter, there are several residents who are virtual warehouses of these "facts" and I think I may have come across my first "jailhouse lawyer." In his considered opinion, Jesse Ventura was illegally elected and the IRS is unconstitutional. Last night, from another resident, I learned that Hermann Goering was still alive and living in Syria. Here's the truth:

On 15 October 1946, two hours before his execution was due to take place, Goering committed suicide in his Nuremberg cell, taking a capsule of poison that he had succeeded in hiding from his guards during his captivity.

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